anon questions about my boyfriend

We have much in common. Can I take your mother out on a date?

Anonymous

Idk man you better treat her right or I will kill you

What does she like to do on the weekends?

Anonymous

She likes watching chinese soap operas and music videos on youtube and stalking me on facebook

I am now very much suddenly interested in your mother

Anonymous

Oh, she is interested in you too, anon

I am very much suddenly interested in you

Anonymous

you’ll have to go through my mom first heh

i'm jus' sayin' i lub you n____n

glugluglug

hehe i lub tub cub nub bub you too n________n

SHE LIVES UP IN CANADA WHERE THERE IS SNOW AND SNOW MAKES EVERYTHING CUTER

glugluglug

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY HERE DAVID

now i’m going to spiral into a phase of depression and emotional instability and then go crazy and spend all my money on a snow machine and then constantly roll around in snow so i’m qt and throw snowballs at you until you take me back

OMJ YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?

glugluglug

ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK….

BUT HEY WHATEVER NOW YOU CAN JUST HANG OUT WITH THE GIRL FROM MEMORYHOUSE ;__;

also hi you're my girlfriend

Anonymous

hey gurl!

HI THIS IS THE REAL JOANNA PREVIOUS ANON WAS NOT JOANNA

has your boyfriend thought about traveling space traveling space??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Anonymous

i wish i was able to find this impostor, how strange i dont know any other joannas neither do we have any mutual friends!

dude, david dreams about space travel all the time, he wants to live forever just to see technology advance and go into space

hi joanna

Anonymous

oh LOL hi!